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Elisha
Potterhead, Whovian, Writer, Dreamer
It's That Easy

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • Singapore is not part of China.
  • Most Singaporeans speak English as their first language, please don’t ask ‘why is your English so good.’

sulkinvulcan:

the-whale-incident:

no you fucker

yooooo

deanfucking-winchester:

Director Misha

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

cynic-in-denial:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit.  It gets too sticky if it’s not cold.

cynic-in-denial:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit.  It gets too sticky if it’s not cold.

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

cryplaystheworld:

doctor-emily-tennant:

joshpeck:

a7xnerd:

unsmokable:

actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback 

Fuck you.
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL

please go outside

NO. OUTERENET IS NOT WHERE I CAN FIND MY DEAR DAVID TENNANT.

what the fuck

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

kylimariahisnotonfire:

notw0nderland:

phantastic-nicki:

peoplethinkimamosher:

urltima:

sorry i’m the worst artist in the world, I just wanted to make people happy

There are people that love & care about you ♥

THIS MADE ME CRY, YOU SWEET FUCKER.

omg my heart

oh god, i reblog everytime. this makes me emotional

and just like that..i’m in tears. I love this.