Potterhead, Whovian, Writer, Dreamer
- japan ≠ korea ≠ china
- pakistan is not in the middle east
- most muslims aren’t arabs
- geishas are not prostitutes
- mexico is a very small part of latin america
- there are 54 countries in africa
- china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
- Singapore is not part of China.
- Most Singaporeans speak English as their first language, please don’t ask ‘why is your English so good.’
no you fucker
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit. It gets too sticky if it’s not cold.
Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL
please go outside
NO. OUTERENET IS NOT WHERE I CAN FIND MY DEAR DAVID TENNANT.
what the fuck
Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
Yes I support gay rights.
Yes I would care if you died.
No I’m not going to reblog that post.
And the highest paid public employee in your state is…
are you fucking kidding me
Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?
so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:
you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!
go forth and blaspheme
I am laughing so hard.
Suddenly everything is beautiful.
sorry i’m the worst artist in the world, I just wanted to make people happy
There are people that love & care about you ♥
THIS MADE ME CRY, YOU SWEET FUCKER.
omg my heart
oh god, i reblog everytime. this makes me emotional
and just like that..i’m in tears. I love this.